the moment when you feel totally intimidated by someone you just met.

shared on April 22

lecterspet:

juliuscaesarofficial:

hazelnutcappuccino:

whose-titan:

captain-fucking-levi:

rainbowjaeger:

choose-yukki:

akigay:

that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this

AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES

IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE

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i’m gonna

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this is not okay

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UM

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i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS

so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks

???

shared on April 13 with 94 notes

Thank every god there is, or was, or ever will be, and the whole universe and anyone else I could possibly thank, that I saw that beautiful girl on that train platform. And that I had the guts to stand up, walk over to her, tap her on the shoulder, open my mouth, and speak.

trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

I know i’m a demi blog, but let me tell you.

Miley is the queen. I’ve been a fan of her since the very first ad of HM in Germany, which was in 2006, and i don’t think i will ever not like her

shared on April 5

it’s really hard to like a person when you know they’re not even half as nice as they let others believe they are.

shared on April 5 with 6 notes

Demis roots look so fucking ugly.

please dye it

pleaaasee

shared on April 5 with 1 note

discodeaky:

do you ever feel bad when you skip a song by your favourite band? like they’re going to get upset at you?

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